Elvis Crespo vive!
(Source: rooneymara)
that’s how you do a funeral….
El dia en cual yo me muera, quiero que este alli mi caballo.
Eso asi mero!!
Y que me entierren con la banda
asi va a ser cuando la chingada me lleve y quiero que no me vengan a llorar
So my professor was asking questions.
- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
(Source: affectioveritas)
